Spit Grtzr

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September 2, 2014 at 6:54pm
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spitgrtzr:

Shareholder Value
Motorola, that fine institution of innovation that brought you cop radios, communication from the moon, more new wireless technology than any other company to date, and 17000 patents- including the essential IP for the mobile phone, is creating it’s final shareholder value.
Parent company Google, always working with you, the American Shareholder in mind, is selling Motorola to the Chinese.
I can’t wait to feel that Yuan in my pocket!
This is simply one more win for the Alpha MBA Operator. Keeping a focus on quarterly returns, dis-engaging end-user’s points of view (we’re not sure what they really know anyway) and strategically non-aligning with the ‘long view’ has definitely paid off here (and I will thank the peanut gallery for not bringing up that lie about my MBA boys saying something like: “touch-screen phones? Nobody wants touch-screen phones!” that is completely, not all together, very true- all that much).
Now the second multi-billion dollar Motorola deal in two years is near. Let’s bring home this sale Goldman-Sachs, I want those bonuses to break records this year!
Flip-phones FTMFW!

spitgrtzr:

Shareholder Value

Motorola, that fine institution of innovation that brought you cop radios, communication from the moon, more new wireless technology than any other company to date, and 17000 patents- including the essential IP for the mobile phone, is creating it’s final shareholder value.

Parent company Google, always working with you, the American Shareholder in mind, is selling Motorola to the Chinese.

I can’t wait to feel that Yuan in my pocket!

This is simply one more win for the Alpha MBA Operator. Keeping a focus on quarterly returns, dis-engaging end-user’s points of view (we’re not sure what they really know anyway) and strategically non-aligning with the ‘long view’ has definitely paid off here (and I will thank the peanut gallery for not bringing up that lie about my MBA boys saying something like: “touch-screen phones? Nobody wants touch-screen phones!” that is completely, not all together, very true- all that much).

Now the second multi-billion dollar Motorola deal in two years is near. Let’s bring home this sale Goldman-Sachs, I want those bonuses to break records this year!

Flip-phones FTMFW!

5:35pm
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Shareholder Value
Motorola, that fine institution of innovation that brought you cop radios, communication from the moon, more new wireless technology than any other company to date, and 17000 patents- including the essential IP for the mobile phone, is creating it’s final shareholder value.
Parent company Google, always working with you, the American Shareholder in mind, is selling Motorola to the Chinese.
I can’t wait to feel that Yuan in my pocket!
This is simply one more win for the Alpha MBA Operator. Keeping a focus on quarterly returns, dis-engaging end-user’s points of view (we’re not sure what they really know anyway) and strategically non-aligning with the ‘long view’ has definitely paid off here (and I will thank the peanut gallery for not bringing up that lie about my MBA boys saying something like: “touch-screen phones? Nobody wants touch-screen phones!” that is completely, not all together, very true- all that much).
Now the second multi-billion dollar Motorola deal in two years is near. Let’s bring home this sale Goldman-Sachs, I want those bonuses to break records this year!

Flip-phones FTMFW!

Shareholder Value

Motorola, that fine institution of innovation that brought you cop radios, communication from the moon, more new wireless technology than any other company to date, and 17000 patents- including the essential IP for the mobile phone, is creating it’s final shareholder value.

Parent company Google, always working with you, the American Shareholder in mind, is selling Motorola to the Chinese.

I can’t wait to feel that Yuan in my pocket!

This is simply one more win for the Alpha MBA Operator. Keeping a focus on quarterly returns, dis-engaging end-user’s points of view (we’re not sure what they really know anyway) and strategically non-aligning with the ‘long view’ has definitely paid off here (and I will thank the peanut gallery for not bringing up that lie about my MBA boys saying something like: “touch-screen phones? Nobody wants touch-screen phones!” that is completely, not all together, very true- all that much).

Now the second multi-billion dollar Motorola deal in two years is near. Let’s bring home this sale Goldman-Sachs, I want those bonuses to break records this year!

Flip-phones FTMFW!

July 30, 2014 at 7:12am
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DOPE
…bike control
I don’t know how this young man does it- it must have to do with Pharma science. Balance is everything. Meet Lance later to discuss.

DOPE

…bike control

I don’t know how this young man does it- it must have to do with Pharma science. Balance is everything. Meet Lance later to discuss.

July 29, 2014 at 5:25am
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buckin
where art thou rodeo?

buckin

where art thou rodeo?

June 19, 2014 at 10:43pm
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Welcome iPhone 6
It’s almost as impressive at the Apple IIc
Mr. Jobs my hat goes off to you

Welcome iPhone 6

It’s almost as impressive at the Apple IIc

Mr. Jobs my hat goes off to you

April 28, 2014 at 3:54am
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Levitation
Friends, this is not a usual post about the need for designers to sublimate to the higher authority of the MBA alpha operator, but something much deeper; today’s post is about witchcraft. 
"Spit" you say, "witch craft?"
yes, witchcraft.
Witchcraft explains how these vehicles defy all known physics and hover in place.
In inspecting these images and admiring the hovering these cars exhibit, there is no doubt these vehicle have been invaded by some kind of woodland-based spirits or perhaps even corn-based, high-octane low energy-density kind of spirits. And there is also little to no doubt these vehicles also possess some kind of compression hardware; exhaust powered most likely- or belt powered.
'Where is your data' I am asked when presenting a levitating vehicle (or for that matter a compelling design, destined to make the company more margin than ever considered in the business case). Yes indeed, it is impossible to make a 3000 pound car float in the air- and I reply- “EXACTLY, where is that data”. Only witchcraft can make this happen and there is no data for witchcraft.
Live and die by the data.
Go forward with a healthy fear of compressed wood-based spirits. And let the data beholden you to what you only know now.
See you on Sunday
qualifying on Saturday
xxoo
Spit

Levitation

Friends, this is not a usual post about the need for designers to sublimate to the higher authority of the MBA alpha operator, but something much deeper; today’s post is about witchcraft. 

"Spit" you say, "witch craft?"

yes, witchcraft.

Witchcraft explains how these vehicles defy all known physics and hover in place.

In inspecting these images and admiring the hovering these cars exhibit, there is no doubt these vehicle have been invaded by some kind of woodland-based spirits or perhaps even corn-based, high-octane low energy-density kind of spirits. And there is also little to no doubt these vehicles also possess some kind of compression hardware; exhaust powered most likely- or belt powered.

'Where is your data' I am asked when presenting a levitating vehicle (or for that matter a compelling design, destined to make the company more margin than ever considered in the business case). Yes indeed, it is impossible to make a 3000 pound car float in the air- and I reply- “EXACTLY, where is that data”. Only witchcraft can make this happen and there is no data for witchcraft.

Live and die by the data.

Go forward with a healthy fear of compressed wood-based spirits. And let the data beholden you to what you only know now.

See you on Sunday

qualifying on Saturday

xxoo

Spit

March 5, 2014 at 12:35am
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Real Art
Should be created in a three piece suit, with a shotgun, in Lawrence Kansas, with a bountiful ROI.
There is no need for these art-school dropouts with their bronzes, oils and naked performances; I know I used to be one of them.
Now as a designer/MBA Alpha I understand the priorities of life and todays society is simply not aligned with that ‘art’ world as we know it.
What more does one need beyond a piece of plywood, a can of left-over spray paint and a few Federal Premium 12 ga rounds to create true art.
These pieces of fine art will sell for top-dollar and be a mighty fine investment for years to come.
Now where did I put that apple…

Real Art

Should be created in a three piece suit, with a shotgun, in Lawrence Kansas, with a bountiful ROI.

There is no need for these art-school dropouts with their bronzes, oils and naked performances; I know I used to be one of them.

Now as a designer/MBA Alpha I understand the priorities of life and todays society is simply not aligned with that ‘art’ world as we know it.

What more does one need beyond a piece of plywood, a can of left-over spray paint and a few Federal Premium 12 ga rounds to create true art.

These pieces of fine art will sell for top-dollar and be a mighty fine investment for years to come.

Now where did I put that apple…

March 4, 2014 at 12:32am
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Overrated
Innovations are not always good for business. Sure seat belts save lives and provide for the eventual return of a customer. But the cost of all that safety research far outweighs the benefits of saving a few customers (who obviously don’t know how to use your product).
The true Alpha MBA innovator is thinking of ways to increase share-holder value not innovating around the survivability of end-users.
'Don't be evil' to your wallet.
Onward!

Overrated

Innovations are not always good for business. Sure seat belts save lives and provide for the eventual return of a customer. But the cost of all that safety research far outweighs the benefits of saving a few customers (who obviously don’t know how to use your product).

The true Alpha MBA innovator is thinking of ways to increase share-holder value not innovating around the survivability of end-users.

'Don't be evil' to your wallet.

Onward!

January 31, 2014 at 9:50pm
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Be the Alpha MBA operator and follow directions

Be the Alpha MBA operator and follow directions

December 20, 2013 at 4:31pm
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Only an MBA could have created such a badass rocket

Rocket scientists think they know everything, but I’m here to tell you most MBA graduates have more alpha knowledge in one Cole-Haan than an entire control room full of scientist-guys. And the MBA boys aren’t afraid to tell everyone what we think and how they should do their job.

My guess is that those scientist-guys were sublimated into awesomeness by even more awesome MBA leadership.

I just hope no one went over budget.

Thunderbirds are GOOOO!