Winter Driving Tips
as cold weather approaches us here in the UP and we shovel out of our first snowfall I find it in my best interest to advise my friends, colleagues, family members, prison room-mates, cooking club friends and fellow zoo docents on the basics of winter driving.
1) use snow tires (and lots of boost- as my illustration shows boost=torque= get your dumb ass out of a snow-bank)
2) throttle steer (as my illustration shows steering with the throttle only has one consequence- spectator losses; no biggie)
3) when in doubt- punch it (once again refer to my illustration above)
thanks for abiding by the Spit Rules for Winter Driving
xxoo
spit
